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		<title>3Dtv? Nah, I&#8217;ll wait for 4D thanks.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Will the cows be buying a 3D television? Not a hope in hell of us getting one of those. You may as well hand us a dog turd. Bessy Cow explains why. 3D television is a crock of shit. It doesn&#8217;t work. Ok, so some people might be able to be tricked into thinking they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too good to refuse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently got sent the following piece of scam email. Now I&#8217;m going to excuse the poor grammar, but I did find it quite funny, so thought I would share it with you all, my comments are in green: Miss Princess Flora Fallon Miss and a Princess, gee, she must be really important. Abidjan Cote [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The All New NEWfm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With reports MTR now have less listeners than are allowed in a standard taxi, I am sure it wont be too long until there will be a radio station licence on the market. Well the cows have gotten together, and we have decided to buy that licence. Now things are still to be finalised, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A post about my children.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Writing this blog post will most likely see a letter arrive from my ex&#8217;s lawyer. A lawyer paid for by us tax payers. Now before you scream out &#8220;Bad Parent&#8221;, I haven&#8217;t seen my kids since August 2004. When I say seen, I mean spent any kind of time with them, apart from a 5 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last night on Twitter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Things got a little bit crazy last night over at Twitter, with the trending of Inadequate Movies. Basically you take a movie title, and make it less appealing. Once I got started, I found it hard to stop. So for those of you who were unable to keep up with the action, or don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agreencow.com/?p=78</link>
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		<title>The ghosts of blogs past</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was kicking back on the net, and I found an old blog of mine, that I stopped writing in 2006. Going back through the posts, I can see I am just as weird as I always was, but now with 30% less sugar. Part of the blog was an old &#8220;100 things about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CSA &#8211; Causes Suffering and Anxiety.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bessy Cow is pissed off, and so she should be: My horns are burning red hot, but I wonder what the point is. It&#8217;s a well worn path, one that many parents would know; Dealing with the Child Support Agency. Ever since my divorce, I&#8217;ve been paying child support, and I don&#8217;t have an issue [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agreencow.com/?p=68</link>
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		<title>Get to the point</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently blog posts here have been on the loooooong side. So we are going to correct that now. Personal assistants to Administrators should be called &#8220;ADMINIONS&#8221; Share on Facebook]]></description>
		<link>http://agreencow.com/?p=66</link>
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		<title>A blue from the Bolt.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over on Twitter, where you can find me @agreencow it has been a fun few hours today. Let us begin where it all began for me. I received a retweeted tweet (if you are not up with the terms, don&#8217;t worry), saying to follow @andrewbolt, which is a fake account, because the real Andrew Bolt, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agreencow.com/?p=62</link>
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		<title>Footscray, you dirty whore.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Forges is closing, and with it goes the heart and soul of Footscay. I grew up in Footscay, and it was always a great place. So vibrant, full of energy, a meeting place for locals, that had everything you could need. Now the place is becoming a seedy ghost town, and is one stop off [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agreencow.com/?p=36</link>
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