A Cow Has Gone Down!
Yesterday saw a road trip up to Ballarat, for the cows to experience some exercise in cold wet windy conditions. Unfortunately one of the cows ended up in the back of an ambulance with a popped knee, and broken pride. As such, things will be a bit slow around here for some time, while we attend to her needs.
In the mean time, you might be interested in following A Green Cow on twitter. It’s where all the fun happens these days, with fantastic jokes, Get This references, and more bullshit than you can poke a stick at. So check us out at @agreencow
To get you in the mood, here is a small example of some of the tweeted gold that is @agreencow
- #ItsTheWeekend Drop giant concrete balls into an oozing volcano in Indonesia! #GetThis
- Breaking news: Police charge McDonalds employee with manslaughter. Then upgrade charge to murder for just $1 extra Friday: all jokes must go
- Joan Rivers caught in sex scandal with Henry Rollins. Newspaper headline reads “Rollin on a Rivers”.
- Why do people decide what they think an issue is, so they can provide a solution to their own problem instead of just listening to the issue?
- Maybe to stop budgie smugglers, when they are caught, skin them, and turn them into swimming trucks. Gross/freaky but effective.
- Free sex* for the first person who replies to this tweet. *may contain traces of @andyblume
- Oh wow! I just found out that Miss Piggy was “born” the very same day as me.
- They say there are many ways to skin a cat. Well I need help, as I only know 4 ways, 5 if I’m allowed to use lube.
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